[Lazamataz]

I used to think that until I worked in a prosecutor's office while in law school.

You worked in a prosecutor's office for a while, during your schooling.

Ergo, massive conspiricies to purposefully fail abound in the space agencies of the world.

The logic astounds, boggles, shakes the mind.

[Analyzing Inconsistencies]

Well, I've also worked at NASA Headquarters.