[Paul Atreides]

Or, probably some a-hole, who thought she was being cute, or funny.

[Thinkin' Gal]

While security chases a dingbat scrapbooker with a craft knife, the nukes are being hoisted through the metal detectors without a glitch.

Is it me, or can you envision an old lady shopping at the postcard displays, oblivious to her "crime", while a dozen kaffiyeh-wearing Mideasterners with BO, are be-boppin' through the terminal hauling a gigantic nuke and/or chemical warhead with "Death to America" scrawled all over it..