[sauropod]

"The Left Coast Report says Christina shouldn't worry too much about the biodegradability of Styrofoam. After all, parts of her body could last several thousand years longer than the little plastic food box."

Ouch! Heh.

[NYC GOP Chick]

The shame of it is that she has an amazing voice, but she is such a total skank! A couple of years ago, when my immediate neighborhood became a hotspot for a nanosecond after 9/11, there were stories about her making out with other bimbos in a bar down the street from me.

She doesn't have to dress as a nun, but maybe more like, say, Alicia Keys.