[machman]

The Festivus Pole

    Not a tree, a pole. No decorations. Tinsel is very distracting from the true meaning of the holiday. The pole is tall, silver, hollow, long, skinny, and heavy.

 

"A Festivus, For the Rest of Us!" - Frank Costanza

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Aha! That would explain it, I never did watch Sinefeld.