[Lazamataz]

And also, have a RamaHanuKwanzMas.

(Stolen from Glenn Beck. This greeting is intended to be all inclusive. There's even a song.)

RamaHanuKwanzMas is sung to the tune of "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas"

Have a RamaHanuKwanzMas,
And a happy time all year,
It's PC
To be an enemy,
Of all the Christmas Cheer.

So have a RamaHanuKwanzMas,
Its the way to squelch some joy,
You'll make frown,
Or bring right down,
Some happy girl or boy.

Screw You,
A.C.L.U.
For ruining our day.
Now there's only one way
To have a holiday,

Have a RamaHanuKwanzMas,

(and on)

[Xenalyte]

I just LOVE Glenn Beck. Pat Gray, who does a morning AM talk show here, used to be Glenn's partner, and they have very similar senses of humor. Hey, Bacon, RamaHanaKwanzaMas ping!