There's no need for a comission with OBL. We know perfectly well what he wants. All we need do is convert to Islam and kill all the Jews, and we'll never have another problem with him. He'll be our brother.
And if we had only allowed Japan to have all of Asia, Hirohito would have been our best friend. Think of all the lives that would have been saved. It's all our fault for getting attacked, don't ya know.
Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...
Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...
Imagine no possesions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...
You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.
Barf!