Whew!
That's ONE sentence where you can't afford a typo.
Feh. I'm so arrogently heterosexual that I can get away with a typo even in THAT sentence and everyone will know I joke. I'm so hetero that most of female freepdom shudders every time I post.
On the other hand, if anyone could sway me to being gay, eddie, you sure could.
Say, you live nearby, right? When's the wife gone?