Look at this remarkable and inspiring transformation of Hillary: from Rapist's Enabler and a mere WH Bimbo Eruption Suppressor Assistant to America's top spokesperson. Don't you deluded fools on the right understand? What Hillary does for us, she does from love. After all, she could be making a fortune in the commodities markets, instead of helping us benighted peasants see the true light as it hath been vouchsafed unto her. Can you not put aside partisan animosity and show a modicum of gratitude? For Christ's sake, it's Christmas, and women and minority groups will bear the brunt of it.
Do it for the children, OK?