[hellinahandcart]

Investigators speaking on the condition of anonymity, have confirmed to the Times that a prove has been lunch to determine which laws were broken when President Bush directed his White House staff to lie to aids, Secret Service Agents and even to Reporters

Hey, Hap-- didn't you mean to say "a prove has been lunched?"

[HapaxLegamenon]

Boy, give me a break. I did not think everyone would take this so seriously. This is a parody. Perhaps I went too far, or perhaps you have better grammar in your local papers.