[Peace will be here soon]

The story is so poorly written that it is easy to miss the fact that there are two different incidents and two different kids being discussed.

If you gut through it everyday, you get used to it. But I`m sure nobody was jumping up and down wanting to take this story. So whoever got it had to be low on the ladder.

[SAJ]

Of course the story is poorly written. It appeared in the Post-Disgust, whose reporters are not required to have passed, or even taken, Bonehead English 100.