[norwaypinesavage]

"Hillary Clinton was mistaken for the holiday turkey at Bagram Air Force Base, and accidentally stuffed."

You are mistaken. A sharp chef noticed that she was colder than the chilled turkey and stopped just in time.

[WorkingClassFilth]

"A sharp chef noticed that she was colder than the chilled turkey and stopped just in time."

You are correct, but the chef did so with remorse. Noting the creatures ample thighs, he couldn't help but think how far those drummies would go on the mess trays of deserving troops.