[jonascord]

The deceased was found to have been shot, stabbed, strangled, poisoned, thrown from a seventh story window and struck by lightning. The coroner's verdict was, "death by the visitation of God..."

[Democratshavenobrains]

The victim was a known associate of various hate groups such as the International Communist Party, the Nation of Islam, and the ACLU. His last recorded words were "Its the JOOOOOOOS fault!!"