[dighton]

something fishy ... British slang

"A visibly gobsmacked Jackson, accompanied by his solicitor and Harley Street physician, agreed to board the Vickers Viscount only after he was fetched some shepherd's pie."

[jellybean]

Muttering to himself and screaming "it's not fair", Jackson spent the journey rocking backwards and forwards in his seat.

Will he be fisted as well?

[aculeus]

He looked like he was doing the Moonwalk while sitting down ...

The laughs keep coming.