[Cobra64]

I laundered some money the other day. I thought I'd emptied my pockets before sending my clothes through the wash and dry cycle but upon removing them I found a dollar bill and 57 cents in change in the dryer.

I know. My wife earns more money doing the laundry than she does in her day job at Texaco.

[sausageseller]

I left $500 in my jeans pocket one time and my wife about had a heart attack when she saw all those 20s flying around in the dryer. She was at a public laundrymat in a poor section of town. She told me she didn't wait around to fold the clothes. Threw everything in the basket and hauled butt!