Sorry. Next step is to give them your boys. They want the age of consent lowered to around 10 years old.
Your mule will have to wait in line.
Sure, for values of "they" that equal "a few dozen people, universally thought to be whackjobs."
It'll never happen. I don't mean "gay marriage will never happen" kind of never, but Never, Ever. People under 15-16 years of age are simply incapable of consent. Gays getting married is at the very least an act between two consenting adults. Marrying a 10-year-old, or your pet parakeet, is not.
Now get a grip.
Snidely