Have you frozen your @ss off in the middle of the summer on the beach at Lake Erie?
Have you chased a black bear away from your trash can?
Does your neighbor own a Gremlin?
Is going to Wal-mart like stepping back into 1973?
Does the basement of your house still smell faintly of coal?
I'm going to the in-laws in Florida for Christmas - will be the first time in a long time I didn't go to PA. It will be nice to be warm, but somehow I will miss spending Christmas day trying to make conversation with my redneck cousins who have never been out of state. Or maybe I won't...that much...
Is there a commode in your cellar, right out in the open, next to the washer and dryer?
(And if you don't have a dryer, is there a clothesline strung up in your cellar?)