Triumph: "Jay, the Poop I made in your dressing room is creating more heat than John Kerry."

[Cinnamon Girl]

Matthew Drudge just played a clip from the Jay Leno show on the Rush show of Triumph the insult puppet dog talking about John Kerry. For John Kerry to take the stage after these comments had to sting.

John F. Kerry

Catskills king "Triumph the insult dog"

[Cboldt]

THe old exchange between Johnny Carson and Arnold Palmer's wife:

What do you do to give your husband good luck [before a golf tournament]?

I kiss his balls. (deadpanned, a straight answer)

Arnie says, "I bet that makes his putter stand on end."

Oh, the days of live teevee. That was really something.

[Cboldt]

Just so you don't fall for it, that Carson/Palmer exchange never happened. But it IS a funny joke.