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Schlesinger opines that Bill Clinton should not have been impeached because, in his own mind, Clinton was not committing perjury when he denied having sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky because the ex-prez is one of the Southern-school types who believes that oral sex doesn't count.

"Eatin' ain't cheatin'" isn't a valid defense.

Sexual harassment and molestation charges all specify genital contact as a form of sex. Her mouth on his phallus and his fingers manipulating a cigar inside her crotch is certainly sex. Try it with a minor if you don't believe me and see if you don't get arrested.