[Pure Country]

Captured? Unearthed pieces maybe... Just curious though, how come they never even captured any of the two dozen Saddamm look-a-likes?

Might be because they were "look-a-likes, and not the real thing.

[Qwinn]

"Just curious though, how come they never even captured any of the two dozen Saddamm look-a-likes?"

That reminds me of a great joke.

During the last days of the war, before Baghdad was taken, a dozen of Saddam's lookalikes were kept in a bunker deep underground. They were no more aware of whether or not Saddam had survived the first few attacks than anyone else.

Eventually, Uday came in and told them all, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that Saddam is still alive, and so you all get to keep your high-paying jobs as lookalikes."

They all smiled and sighed in relief. "What's the bad news, one asked?"

"He's lost an arm and a leg. Line up, folks."

Qwinn