[ShadowDancer]

Their heads would probably spin around and flames shoot out their eyes if I told them I rented 'Finding Nemo' for my kids to watch tonight. After all, I understand Ellen DeGeneres does one of the voice overs. By the end of the movie my daughters and their girlfriend spending the night will probably all be lesbians.

[John Robertson]

Yes, Nemo is a splendid movie, even if it stars the voices of those evil libs, Ellen DeGeneres and Albert Brooks. Of course, all you'd have to do to explain to your three-year-old why he can't see Nemo is make him understand the ideology of those two, and I'm sure he'd be okay with it. Yeah, he'd nod and say, I understand why I can't see the movie, Dad--thanks for apprising me on their politics.

Good weekend!