Distinguishing characteristics: Fertilizer salesman; serial cheater; chatty; self-centered; told mistress his wife passed away; wife's jewelry sent out for 'repair' at time of her disappearance; allergic to divorce and child support. Candidate for world's dumbest criminal. Currently on trial for double homicide.
Type 2 Model Husband
Distinguishing characteristics: Looks like used-car saleman; serial cheater; secretive; controlling; self-centered; spends half a million+ in wife's rehab funds to legally starve, torture and dehumanize wife; shacks up and fathers at least two children out of wedlock, melts down wife's wedding band and engagement ring to make jewelry for self. Pre-pays cremation and burial expenses out of wife's rehab funds. Operates in Stealth Mode. Extremely crafty, dangerous in concert with sidekick George Felos.
Type 3 Model Husband
Distinguishing characteristics: Former football superstar; serial cheater; chatty; jealous, controlling; spends one million+ on legal 'Dream Team' when accused of double homicide; shacks up with murdered wife look-alike; describes self as 100% "not guilty"; convicted in court of public opinion. Hosts post-acquittal party for fans.
Yes 748 43%
No 966 55%