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I am revising my Troll Scale to make it a little more in line with sweetliberty's and usable for Troll Alerts!!

Coral Snake's New Troll Scale

Type 3 Troll.

A low level Death Culture mischief maker and

thrower. May also be a perp on the Terri Schiavo case. It is generally best to ignore these, they are only trying to pull our chain and will quit pulling if you don't respond.

Type 2 Troll.

Middle Level, Very good at advocating the murder of innocent people and burning up the evidence BUT VERY LITTLE IF ANYTHING ELSE. An actual fight with well educated FReepers rather than innocent disabled people should scare these away WTP. If not there is always the abuse button.

Type 1 Troll.

High Level. Advocates the "euthanasia" of ANYONE on artificial life support and perhapse even the ELDERLY at a certain age (Though dont expect them to come out and actually SAY this.) ULTIMATE DEATH CULTURE EVIL!! ALWAYS use the abuse button on these. EXTREAMLY DANGEROUS!!!

Type 1 Model Husband

Distinguishing characteristics: Fertilizer salesman; serial cheater; chatty; self-centered; told mistress his wife passed away; wife's jewelry sent out for 'repair' at time of her disappearance; allergic to divorce and child support. Candidate for world's dumbest criminal. Currently on trial for double homicide.

Type 2 Model Husband

Distinguishing characteristics: Looks like used-car saleman; serial cheater; secretive; controlling; self-centered; spends half a million+ in wife's rehab funds to legally starve, torture and dehumanize wife; shacks up and fathers at least two children out of wedlock, melts down wife's wedding band and engagement ring to make jewelry for self. Pre-pays cremation and burial expenses out of wife's rehab funds. Operates in Stealth Mode. Extremely crafty, dangerous in concert with sidekick George Felos.

Type 3 Model Husband

Distinguishing characteristics: Former football superstar; serial cheater; chatty; jealous, controlling; spends one million+ on legal 'Dream Team' when accused of double homicide; shacks up with murdered wife look-alike; describes self as 100% "not guilty"; convicted in court of public opinion. Hosts post-acquittal party for fans.

Poll: Do you agree with Michael Schiavo's lawyers that "Terri's Law" violates Florida's constitution?

Yes 748 43%

No 966 55%