Street Wins In Philadelpha! PHILADELPHIA (Liberal Press) - Voters elected Philadelphia Mayor John Street to another term Tuesday. blah blah blah farleft blah liberal blah farleftpinko blah blah commie socialist blah mediabias blah. blah blah.
Democrats Lose in Kentucky and Mississippi
JACKSON (Communist Staff Writer) - Republican insider Haley Barbour left Democrats in Mississippi scratching their heads... (blah blah whine moan blah). (See Defeat A-13).