Howard Stern Blasting Lesle Moonves NOW!!!

Self | November 3, 2003 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Anybody listening to Howard Stern now? If you live on the Left Coast, PLEASE tape the show starting a little after 10 AM to get an accurate transcript to post here. Anyway, Howard is NOW blasting Moonves BIGTIME. He is goofing on Moonves and his girlfriend, Julie Chen by imitating Moonves saying, "Julie, come over here and service me NOW!" Howard is also playing clips of Moonves as he is goofing on him. One of the things Moonves says on the clip is how proud he is of the Hallmark production of their TV movies (thus giving lie to Hallmark's claim that they have nothing to do with "The Reagans.")

Howard is saying that Moonves is angling for Sumner Redstone's job and that Moonves doesn't even try to pretend to be friendly to him anymore.

Just said that sometimes Moonves bangs his girlfriend and calls her "Connie" and that she likes it. Also making fun of Moonves' rattling teeth. Now imitating Moonves: "You can host a show---Just bang me!"

Howard now saying he is sure he will be getting a call from somebody to lay off Les but he's NOT doing it.

[Landru]

Hallmark has become synonomous with tacky, simply awful greeting cards for quite a while now, Mudboy.

Of course, SeeBS will have no qualms whatsoever taking Hallmark idiot's money for producing this absolute distaster, too.

But seriously I cannot imagine Hallmark's sales -- or once respectable greeting card business marketshare -- getting much lower than it already is, either.

I get a chill just *seeing* their stores whenever I'm in malls et al not unlike the negative feelings I recieve seeing a K-Mart.

...after *Rosie O'Donnel* got finished with 'em.

[hchutch]

Except Moonves has a lot of egg on his face over this.

If they run it, CBS' name is mud with a lot of people. This will be a bomb, and there will be a LOT of bad press over it. The best bet would be to see if DVD sales in Europe will salvage anything from this, but I do not think that Redstone is going to top off bad press with this by losing a big star (Stern).

Imagine if Stern were to go to FOX Radio Network or Clear Channel instead. Imagine Howard Stern in the mornings, followed by Limbaugh from noon to three. The radio station who had THAT lineup would be pretty much unbeatable.

[cmsgop]

I heard it on the way home. Wife and I were in tears......!

[FreedomPoster]

No bias there. < /sarcasm>

Nice work.

[PJ-Comix]

Don't forget to click on the audio link when you get home. It is even more hilarious when you have time to digest it all. On the first listen when it was on the radio, I missed the part about Howard imitating Moonves rutting Julie Chen like a dog in heat. That was about the most HILARIOUS part. I can't wait to hear what Howard has to say tomorrow. Right now the folks at CBS must be laughing behind the backs of Moonves and his bimbo girlfriend.

[hchutch]

Will do that tonight.

I'll also save it to my hard drive!

[contessa machiaveli]

does julie love him long time?

[PJ-Comix]

If I were the Chairman of CBS, I would make Jackie Guerrido the anchor of the CBS Evening News.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hallmark has become synonomous with tacky">

Bit I LOVE tacky...no more Hallmark fer MUD...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Allan]

Think this will get the "prude patrol" to shut up about Howard?

Are you referring to those who no longer laugh at the jokes
that they thought were funny when they were 12 years old?

[StriperSniper]

he'll probably leave radio once mel karmazin is pushed out by redstone

Howard has already said as much about not wanting to work for anybody but Mel. Mel's @$$ is the only one Howard kisses, he loves that man. I haven't listened in a while, but I think I will have to tomorrow after CBS giving in and moving the movie to Showtime.

[hchutch]

I heard it. I *LOVED* it. Downloaded and saved to my hard drive at home.

Time for Howard to finish off Les.

[hchutch]

Yup. Gonna have Howard on a lot more in the morning drive...

:)

[StriperSniper]

The woman from VH1 he was talking about is the one on the left:

[hchutch]

Who are the other two babes in the photo?

[StriperSniper]

Sorry 'bout that, as I was posting I had to run for a few.

Here is the caption:

Christina Norman, General Manager of VH1 , Lucy Danziger, Editor-in-chief of SELF, and Beth Brenner, Vice President & Publisher of SELF