Ain't it the truth. What's the big deal if He were married? He'd be able to relate more to his fellow man and it'd put an end to the homosexual theories. Folks can argue till the cows come home over Mary M., or on the third day skipping off to raise a family of French kids, or the dozen other theories but we'll never know for sure about any of it. It's all theory (doning flame suit). We weren't there and can only read the accounts of a handful of men whom are credited to be telling the absolute truth and not fudging about anything.
It might be that one particular sect would be in the position of having to explain "Archduke Franz Ferdinand found alive. World War I a mistake"