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In ULTRABIG FONT you said: "Oak Hay, so I'm very disturbed and continually puzzled about how a small bunch of contrary to nature freaks can destroy our entire civilization."

I'm puzzled too, because it makes no sense. If anal sex could destroy entire civilisations, the Ancient Greeks wouldn't have got past pottery. I get the whole "we don't want Them in our church" thing. Hey, it's your church, it's your lost income. But don't you think the whole "Banish them!" line is over-reacting just a teensy bit?

Obviously you have difficulty understanding what you read if it's not displayed inULTRABIG FONT ... otherwise you would not see a non-existant font size nor create non-existant words merely to satisfy your own agenda.

No "Banish them!" line exists within my text !!!

Now... having aided you with your visual health problem, allow me to also assist you with your physical health as well.

Don't squat with your spurs on !!! ;-))

Ok, now I know what ULTRABIG FONT truly is, I'm sorry I asked.

"No "Banish them!" line exists within my text !!!"

It's hyperbole. When you screamed (I refuse to repeat this back in all caps) "Why is this allowed to continue in this once-free republic[excessive punctuation here]", I assumed by "this", you meant being Queer, and that the object of your hysterical rhetoric was to emphasise what a terrible affront to civilisation anal sex is. The best way I could think of to sum up the whole unhinged tone of your post, whilst simultaneously trying to inject some humour into what I consider to be a pretty distasteful post, was to paraphrase you as shouting "Banish them!".

Of course, you've spoilt it now. Now I've just unecessarily increased the entropy in universe by typing this response, because you find it easier to believe that I can't read, rather than that I might not always be blindingly obviously literal in everything that I write.

And after all of that, I don't really care what your answer is anymore. Blame my short attention span. But as I hate to waste posts, I'll ask a different question: you are making links between homosexuality and pedophilia. Do you have a source? I hear that sort of thing said around these parts a lot, but I'm wondering if y'all have some favourite author on these matters you'd like to share so I can check it out for myself (but if it's Cameron, forget I asked).

"Don't squat with your spurs on !!! ;-))"

{laughs} I have no idea what that means, but it sounds funny, so I'm going to start saying it from now on.