A few MOABS on Mecca would clear up this nonsense very quickly. If that doesn't cut it, a few nukes should make the point. Tit-for-Tat is my rejoinder. Flattened these bastards faster than the democrats criticizing our Commander in Chief, and our President, George W Bush.
If I were W, I'd have the football REALLY close. Then again, that might not be a good idea; I'd snap the pigskin faster than most Centers I know. If y'all get my drift.