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To: JoJo Gunn
Q: You are trapped in a cave with a bear, a rattlesnake, and a lawyer. You have a gun with only two bullets. What should you do?

A: Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

:O)

177 posted on 10/31/2003 4:59:09 PM PST by Mad_Tom_Rackham ("...the right of THE PEOPLE to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.")
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To: Mad_Tom_Rackham
Gawd, I love lawyer jokes. Keep 'em coming!
181 posted on 10/31/2003 5:12:59 PM PST by JoJo Gunn (Liberalism - Better Living through Histrionics ©)
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