Really. I was born to a Jewish father and a Roman Catholic italian mother. Dad split when I was three so I was raised RC. I hated it. Everything was so weird. They had, like, three G-dlets (Father, Son and Holy Ghost -- I kept thinking the Holy Ghost was Caspar). They worshiped a bunch of saints. Something was really amiss here.
So my mom one day revealed my dad was a Joo. So I looked into it. HEY! HOME! This was the religion I identified. ONE G-d. NO evangelizing. People from different religions even get into 'heaven'. COOL!
I converted in time for my 24th birthday. :o)
Um, yeah: Ow.