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After reading your posts, I can't believe you are serious.
Oak Hay, Oak Hay, just because you are such a staunch Non-Believer, I will reveal a few carefully concealed truths . . . providing that you Swear never to reveal them until your dying day!!! Do you hereby so Swear??? Oak Hay !!!

I was born on a small planet at the edge of one of the distant red-shifted galaxies, and arrived in Roswell, New Mexico a few years before my relatives made a somewhat noisier landing out in the nearby desert. In a successful effort to avoid the Men In Black, my family an I spent the next several years moving around the country at frequent intervals, during which time I attended 27 different schools, including Northpint Muddle Skool, before ending up at GMITT.

After 7 pleasant years in Area 51, followed by 30 more years in the Center of the Universe, I now live in northern Cydonia with my six wives, thirty-seven children, one small, noisy, long-haired Mexican Chihuahua named Sam (short for Samson), 195 of Lenny Dee's marvelous '50s & '60s organ songs, nine aging Macs, one very stubborn Aurora Bory Alice, and an awesomely cool Powerbook G-666, all of which are linked together through an AppleCore No-Talk Network that sporadically communicates with two miserable Microsoft Windows-95 machines of dubious origin, and one Dell Black Beauty running on Ex-Pee !!!

Now . . . if you dare to reveal any of these carefully concealed truths I will be forced to allign my Cold Fusion Power Packed fully armed and mobilized wheelchair in conformance with your sorry lying ass and *POOF* . . . Valentine's Day will henceforth occur in November !!! ;-))