[netmilsmom]

Levitate your tin-foil hat three inches above your head so the waves will be defected away from you yet your brains will not fry due to the heat.

No more than three inches.

[LivingNet]

We are SITCOMs-single income, two kids, oppressive mortgage

We are also sitcoms but it stands for "Single income, three kids, oppressive mother-in-law".

[Alter Kaker]

This is not joke. If satelites I work using fail, could be harmful to security and possibly to peoples life. Scientist who work for me are expressing concern.