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that is a great tag line :)

It might come from Simpsons. Homer made a "clown bed" for Bart but it turned out to be a scary, broken down contraption that scared the hell out of him. He would sit in his bed at night and murmur can't sleep--clown'll eat me over & over

alright, I put my kids to bed. What'd I miss?

alright, I put my kids to bed. What'd I miss?

We're all driving to YOUR house for dessert and coffee!!

It's an Alice Cooper Song

Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me

Don't sing me lullabies
I won't close my eyes
I can't close my eyes
It's true, I'm doomed
Til dawn shines through
Got too many things to do
Got friends to see
I can't miss a thing
It's true, I'm through
I'm screwed, unglued
I won't close my eyes
I can't close my eyes
I never close my eyes
You see, they're always there with funny hair
Oh, I'm so scared

It happens to me every night
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
They always want to take a bite
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
And if you think this isn't real
I'll show you wounds that never heal
To them I'm just a happy meal
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me

Make the coffee black as night
Help me through the night
I know their appetite for me
I'm meat but I'm sweet as can be
And if I do too much booze
I begin to snooze
I hear the big old floppy shoes
It's true, I'm stew, unchewed

I won't close my eyes
I can't close my eyes
I never close my eyes
See, they're always there with that funny hair
Oh, I'm so scared

It happens to me every night
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
They always want to take a bite
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
And if you think this isn't real
I'll show you wounds that never heal
To them I'm just a happy meal
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me

It happens to me every night
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
They always want to take a bite
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
And if you think this isn't real
I'll show you wounds that never heal
To them I'm just a happy meal
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me