[BlackbirdSST]

I'd have killed the dog on the spot, then asked the owner, Want some? Blackbird.

[pabianice]

I like the repeat bit in "Army of Darkness," when Bruce Campbell repeatedly sneers at the bad guys and says, "Come get some!"

[Xenalyte]

Dog didn't do anything wrong. Take it out on the lovely and well-bred owner.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I'd have killed the dog on the spot,

Yup. Have that D-Con laced meatball in your pocket, ready to deploy at the first sign of trouble.

Most dogs will skarf it up as soon as you drop it in front of them before the owner can do a damn thing about it.