[Swanks]

I know who actually killed JFK, but for legal reasons I can't tell you who it is.

So tell us the legal reasons.....

[You Dirty Rats]

Sorry, but for legal reasons I can't tell you the legal reasons.

But I DO know who killed JFK. Trust me.

I promise to tell all in my first book: "It Takes Lying History". In addition to revealing who shot JFK, the book will also reveal who hired Craig Livingstone, who killed Vince Foster, who shot down TWA 800, and who killed Marilyn Monroe. (Hint: the same person was responsible for all of the above).