[Cloud William]

The entire liberal side of my family lives in fear of me because of my well known love of firearms, shooting and hunting. At one point one of the more jumpy youngins (the same one who complains that her daddy watching The Man Show is like "a kick to her womb" hehehe) openly speculated I was involved with some right wing milita.

"Ha!" I scoffed, "I am the right wing milita."

LOL! Want to have some fun? Bring along a copy of the Shotgun News to your next family gathering and leave it unattended (kinda like "bait"). One of them will approach it cautiously, then take a tentative peek inside. Wait'll they see the ads for ladies underthings in RealTree camoflage, or perhaps the SARCO ad which prominently features WWII militaria collectibles - including the Waffen SS artifacts. Yea, verily, there will be a great wailing and gnashing of teeth. ;-D