Advisor: "The bad news, Excellency, is that your hatred of America is making you increasingly irrelevant here in Iraq. The good news is that the American DNC and several of their Presidential candidates would like to hire you as a consultant."
Advisor: "The bad news, Excellency, is that your hatred of America is making you increasingly irrelevant here in Iraq. The good news is that the American DNC and several of their Presidential candidates would like to hire you as a consultant."
"Now look carefully and listen! This is what I'll be wearing when I flee the coalition soldiers, but I will only be dressed as a woman, so don't beat me and rape me as you would normally do."