Well, this island ownership issue certainly will affect the judging of this contest. All I can say is that when I was boy studying geography (Yes EOD It was a separate subject for nigh on many a year) this Wrangell Island was US territory. Had I noticed Bill giving it away, I certainly would have objected.
In regard to the Drunken Wolf Attack Series, we are putting that off until 2005, when we can restock the wolf population around the Kennedy Compound. That might give us a fighting chance against these Russkis. That is, if Hyannisport has not been ceded to them by then. I am usually against ceding American territory and rights, but with Massachusetts, I could be persuaded otherwise, if they will promise to take all the Kennedys.
I don't think your wolf experiment will work at the Kennedy Compound. The wolves will end up back on the endangered animal species as a result of this. I predict that many a wolf will meet its end by going off bridges or suffering mass rape attacks. And we won't find out about any of this until a day or two later when the big fat Kennedy sobers up enough to be confronted by the news media.
One other thing to keep in mind in regard to your judgement of the bears. At the end of WWI we sent troops to Russia to support the White Russians (good guys) against the Red Russians (evil commie bad guys) meaning the White Russians were on our side. I leave you to ponder this question, WHAT COLOR IS A POLAR BEAR??? (Of course since bears are messy eaters, I can understand the confusion after it has had its meal).