[Republican Red]

Before the first pitch I want to apologize to Nomar for all the Mrs. Hamm remarks. He needs all the good vibes he can get tonight.

Homers, homers, I have much
Back are homers in the clutch

I do hit them in the park
I do hit them on the mark

I do hit them in the gap
I do hit them in my cap

I do hit them worth a damn
I do hit them, NOMAR I am

[jackbill]

Before the first pitch I want to apologize to Nomar for all the Mrs. Hamm remarks.

"Mrs. Hamm" was a favorite of mine, until I learned that she ditched her Marine pilot husband for this scuzball.