[Constitution Day]

I found this link online today and thought it was absolutely hilarious.
Some of you might too! :)

Enjoy.

[Constitution Day]

Here it is!

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[Constitution Day]

Magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.

[retrokitten]

This part really cracked me up...

(Beneath which is an obvious spherical mass, that it inflames the spirits)...

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Ping.

[Vigilantcitizen]

Hey cool. New tagline material.

[CounterCounterCulture]

Post of the day

[Semper Paratus]

Next will be "Big Butted Woman" in Farsi.

[Constitution Day]

WFTD ping.

[Vigilantcitizen]

Maybe we should conduct an investigative debate into this matter, complete with pictures.

All in the name of science and intellectual honesty, of course.

[The Coopster]

Ping for later. Hilarious!

[Snuffington]

colloquuntur equidem cum ista eo tantum, quod scortum perfectum esse videtur. (Verily, they converse with her for this reason only, namely, that she appears to be a complete whore.)

Now THAT is true poetry. I've finally found a way to enjoy rap!

[Chad Fairbanks]

Niiiiiiiice... LOL

[mhking]

Lounge version: Baby Got Back (MP3)

Just damn.

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[Fierce Allegiance]

I am grateful there are translations under each line, because all i remember from my 3 years in latin class (2 years worth of credit) is "smeper ubi sub ubi"

[Little Bill]

mehercle!

Rather strong language there, the adminmod might want to watch this thread, LOL.

[finnman69]

I think I have found a new Tag line...

sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos

[Johnny Gage]

Try listening to the version of "Baby got back" done by Vegas lounge performer Richard Cheese.

[Junior]

Saw the Latin and thought of you.

[SGCOS]

While we're speaking Latin:

Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!
God, look at the time! My wife will kill me! Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?

Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum.
Garbage in, garbage out.

Credo nos in fluctu eodem esse.
I think we're on the same wavelength.

Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
The designated hitter rule has got to go.

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.

Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?
How do you get your hair to do that?

Feles mala! Cur cista non uteris? Stramentum novum in ea posui.
Bad kitty! Why don't you use the cat box? I put new litter in it.

Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.
You know, the Romans invented the art of love.

(At a barbeque)
Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?
Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face?

Neutiquam erro.
I am not lost.

Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero?
Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it? .