Perfect. But it should be super concentrated weapons grade eau de skunk. Make sure the stench lasts three weeks no matter how hard you scrub. I mean, if you are going to act like an asshole, you should smell like one..
This is the stuff. Pity that it only lasts for three or four days. Note that the soap to take away the smell is only sold to customers, not the general public. Note also that it apparently does not work in India.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skunk_(weapon)