[airborne]

So what would be a “logical” response to this reporter’s article?

[Alas Babylon!]

I guess, using his own logic, mind you, is...

To beat the $h1t out of him.

[Ban Draoi Marbh Draoi]

A logical response would be to find where he lives and works and when he shows up for work, proceed to beat the hell out of him, and, as a parting shot let him know that “this is a logical response to violence”.