Comrades! Attention comrades! I have glorious Cruse news for you: This is a load of steaming happy-crappy ... even for Vet.
In other news, Cruz continues to dread April 19th and what follows like a whore sweating in church.
But even though facing promises to “run him out of town on a rail” by NYC residents, Neil Bush and other invertebrate life forms make plans to try and burgle Empire state delegates with arm-twisting, bribes from frantic GOP-e pals and outright threats.
On a positive note, ‘Ted’ Cruz released the title of his new book: ‘Suenos From Mi Papa’, a tribute to his omnipresent helicopter father, Jose, to their home country Canada, Fidel Castro and his estranged spouse.
So you’ve bought some of that new Winchester Bourbon?