I grew up with livestock. When I was three a horse kicked me in the back of the head and sent me unconscious to the hospital. If I lose my hair, people are probably going to point because over half a century later I still have a significant indentation in the back of my head. Everyone else in my family had very good hand to eye coordination. Not me, I was never very good at playing games with balls. I excelled at endurance sports such as swimming, running and bicycle racing winning state championships and competing at the national level, but no one ever wanted me on their baseball or basketball team.
Who knows maybe Ted had some type of unfortunate accident like what happened to me when he was a kid playing up in Alberta. Maybe that creepy unsettled feeling that Ted Cruz gives a lot of people is just the result of an unfortunate accident and not a sign that he is an untrustworthy, unsociable, sneaky, megalomaniac politician. Stranger things have happened.
What accident was that? Seems it would be on record somewhere.