Ron and Rand are aliens. In fact Ron is almost a dead wringer for the Hale Bopp guy.
Rofl! I forgot about that cult! They drank koolaid too, didn’t they, like Jim Jones? That should be in their ad.
Koolaid. The drink of choice for suicidal cults for a REASON: if it’s gonna be your last drink, you want it to taste great!
You beat me to it. I was just going to point out that Rand’s daddy was an alien.