Please spare us from the painful experience of watching/listening to you whining that you're not getting the "toys" mommy and daddy promised!
Even though your older brother promised to step up against the bullies who are giving you trouble, doesn't seem to be all that scary to those bullies like Ted Cruz.
Why don't you head on off to your "cool stuff" waiting for you and ignore those meanies at the Chambers of Commerce, who've used all of their threats and still can't catapult you to the top! Why even that "little firecracker" Marco, seems to beat you at the polls, when everyone who matters, knows you were going to put him on your ticket, but even he's kicking sand in your face!
So stop getting frustrated at the stupid voters, for gosh sakes and take mom's advice, don't run!
¡No me gusto Yeb Arbusto!