[Col Freeper]

Dear Sujeet,

You need to drop "American" and change the remainder of your bizarro publication to "The Bizarre".

Sincerely (no really) yours,

An I-Will-Never-Subscribe American.

[octex]

You need to drop “American” and change the remainder of your bizarro publication to “The Bizarre”.
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Glad I chose to read all comments, as that was my intended comment after reading the article!

You beat me to it!