We know that our fair town has been taken over by the corrupt Sheriff, the bankers, and the cattle barons who have closed down the churches and are running the saloons, the music halls and the whore houses. We haven’t been able to find anyone who can come in and clean up our little town.
Have Gun Will Travel. Wire Trump New York. Along with his Palomino and his trusted sidekick Baldrick, he will ride into town, buy everything and turn it into a golf course and a Trump Casino Resort. Problem solved.
The sheriff is near.