I watched eight absolutely clueless people attempt the simple act of scanning grocery items, bagging them and paying for them the other day while I waited.
They appeared to be under the some diabolical influence involving various combinations of legal drugs, illegal drugs, alcohol, prime time TV, local news broadcasts and a genetic tendency towards sloth, illiteracy and innumeracy.
If these are the marchers-to-be, I remain supremely confident that I will out-walk and/or out-wit them all.
“Individually, zombies are weak....it’s just that there are so many of them!”
- from “The Last Man on Earth”, 1964