[relictele]

If he wants to raise an army, he’ll need about 150,000,000 powerful hydraulic jacks to pry their fat backsides off the couch...to say nothing of trying to distract them from their Obamaphones.

[elcid1970]

If all those Gibsmedat’s start marching in the same direction at the same time, we’re in trouble!

[clearcarbon]

"If he wants to raise an army, he’ll need about 150,000,000 powerful hydraulic jacks to pry their fat backsides off the couch...to say nothing of trying to distract them from their Obamaphones."