THINGS ANGRY WHITE DUDE WOULD DO BEFORE VOTING FOR JEB BUSH IN ’16
So AWD was thinking of things I’d rather do than vote for Jeb Bush:
Move to Detroit and begin my new rap career as MC Cracka
Have a long makeout session with Whoopi Goldberg with Kenny G playing on the stereo
Invite Michael Moore to my house for dinner
Attend a Alec Baldwin/Susan Sarandon/Sean Penn movie fest
Turn in my guns and join the Brady Foundation
Get a cat for a pet and name him Mr. Mittens
Turn in all my cowboy boots and wear nothing but Birkenstocks with socks
Pull for those comm-a-nist, blue-scumbelly Tarholes from UNC
Sell my family members to be used for medical experiments in North Korea
Accept Allah and start blowing the sh*t out of everything…including my favorite gun range
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That’s quite a list you got there. Oh, I hear when Whoopie “makes whoopie”, she likes a dark room lit up with Lava Lamps, and Coconut Oil spritzed on her black linen sheets.