I know I am. The problem is, the Klan meets on Wednesday nights, and my militia close-order drill is on alternating Wednesdays. And when bowling league starts, it really messes things up ...
Plus, I have to find time to kick old ladies down stairs, mug homosexuals, laugh at crippled people, and light my cigars with c-notes. And there are only so many hours in a day!
25 posted on 06/12/2014 5:10:40 PM PDT by IronJack